But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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