i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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