Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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