South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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