A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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