She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
4 words: hood of his car
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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