She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
