i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I didn't notice because vodka
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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