Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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