Having a random hookup so left but love u
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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