the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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