if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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