So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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