Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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