I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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