You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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