Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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