People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My vagina is very pro this idea
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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