i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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