I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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