nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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