you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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