my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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