What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I skipped work to stalk him.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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