A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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