have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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