That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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