he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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