let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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