in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You smell like a Billy Joel song
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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