Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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