Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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