i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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