Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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