she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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