went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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