yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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