Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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