i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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