You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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