She's JV to your varsity
True but thats because hes a fetus.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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