The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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