Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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