im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
