shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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