he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How's work?
Spinning.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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