Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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