why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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