so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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