I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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