Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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