The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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